Sam Simmons – 26 Things You’ve Been Doing Wrong With San Simmons

Winner – Best Comedy, Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2015  
Winner – Best Show, Melbourne Comedy Festival 2015

Hey there you! 

Are you sick of getting sand in your bathers at the beach? Got linty jeans? Don’t know how to eat a chicken wing in public? Bendy elbows getting you down? Does your face look all shit in the mirror? Or are you just really sick of spoons? 

Sam Simmons has all the answers for you.  

Like did you know that if give a warm boiled egg to the bus driver, whilst you simultaneously pop a radish up your arse… then you ride for the bus for free.  

26 life hacks to make your life infinitely better, and maybe if you’re lucky, inevitably question your own self-worth.  

“A fantastic offering from one of Australia’s weirdest comic talents.” ★★★★★ The Advertiser 

“Simmons at his sharpest.” ★★★★½ Herald Sun 

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Show dates

January 18, 2019 to January 26, 2019

8.45pm

Perth Fringe World

Pleasure Garden – Teatro

$28 – $35

February 15, 2019 to March 17, 2019

7.45pm

Adelaide Fringe Festival

Garden of Unearthly Delights – Corona Theatre

$28 – $42